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I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

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In honor of the National Day of Prayer, I offer up a prayer for you all.

alexkinglet:

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R’Amen.

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tomlinsarse:

this is literally me every time i open photoshop

Anonymous asked: oh hi you're perf. kbye.

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tyleroakley:

It’s official: this is my new go-to karaoke song.

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laughfever:

laughing-nancy:

oh my gosh 

…. the fuck

(Source: alivebycandlelights)

sarahhhknowswhatsup:

i can’t

(Source: pleatedjeans)

milfandcookies:

literally the best senior quote ive ever seen

What I’m always thinking.

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