fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

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highcups:

six out of ten people in san francisco are raven baxter

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crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

she dooooooooooooooo

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